Taking the Piss on the 2018 World Cup

NOW LATER THAN EVER!
Just a little something I wanted to do, considering the World Cup only comes once every four years. I don’t have much knowledge in the football realm, so this doesn’t go under a traditional banner of Haters Guide or Sportsball (since that would involve “knowledge”).
Be prepared for misinformation and cheap excuses for “jokes” on international politics. Are you ready for some football?